fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

I still catch myself looking at you like it’s the first time you’ve walked into the room
- Hugh Munro 2014 (via selenium-sepias)


you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly


Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.