dear game developers attached below you will find my resume, cover letter, and references please hire me as your primary artist thank you
As a developer in the gaming industry, you’d be surprised, this small joke you created here, is nearly identical to the type of shit people put in their references. Your joke, could literally get you a job.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
I enjoy watching white boys not used to the word ‘homie’ trying to say it to their friends. “Wait for me, homies!” Yes. Wait up my brethren. My joyous companions, halt for me, for I am down with the hippity hop. We are chums are we not? The four and twenty, ablaze!