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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

(Source: badklass)

lamebert:

preventing childhood obesity is as easy as taking candy from a baby

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:






Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

romulanwhore:

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Best reaction to noticing a typo ever.

(Source: romulanhawk)

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

Mr. Brightside
The Killers

I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

(Source: wrists)

folieadude:

we aaaaaare wild

we are like

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leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikkimikki:

the-feminist-fangirl:

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D